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Tag: Sour

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    Stats:

    Type: American Sour

    Brewery: RAR Brewing Co.

    Origin: Cambridge, MD

    ABV: 5.0%

    Hops: ??? (Brewed with Pineapple, Coconut, Vanilla Ice Cream, and Lactose)

    Date Sipped: August 30, 2026

    Taste:

    Pineapple dole whip, Coconut, Egg custard

    Color:

    White, Opaque, Vanilla milkshake

    Feel:

    Thick with globs of cream, Pleasant and rich

    Overall:

    Wait, I like sours? Like the first time I tried a poolside, frozen, virgin piƱa colada, the doors of my brain have been blown off and my world has been turned upside down. You know you don’t need it, it can’t be good for you, its too expensive (21.99/4pk) for a silly drink, but its coconut, pineapple, and vanilla ice cream – I mean come on.

    Oddly, the beer taste adds to the experience, as it’s nicely incorporated into this perfected tropical mixture. Thank goodness that it still tastes like beer, because one look at the beer poured in a glass (chunky and white) and you start to think, “Wait. Is some sick freak trying to pull a fast one on me?”

    Thankfully, no, its just the price you pay for this delicious dessert beer. Think a beery Rita’s gelati – wow!