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Category: Simple Sips

  • Star Spangled Pilsener

    Stats:

    Type: Pilsner

    Brewery: Checkerspot Brewing Co.

    Origin: Baltimore, MD

    ABV: 4.2%

    Hops: Noble-lineage Oregon

    Date Sipped: August 31, 2026

    Taste:

    Sour, Pineapple, Lime, Lemon, Sorbet

    Color:

    Bright yellow, Peed on snow, Mello Yello

    Feel:

    Diffusive bubbles make you want to burp, Thin

    Overall:

    A delightfully flavorful, tart pilsner fit for a celebration. This is the first time I’m writing down how uncomfortable and confusing its been musing about our country’s birthday. So much tragedy, so much joy. So much achievement and light, so much cost.

    Nonetheless, this beer is worthy of a celebration all its own. Unlike the pilsners we grow up housing in parents’ garages and basements, this beer brings unrelenting flavor. It’s like drinking Sprite if it were beer, a really good beer.

    Brewed with clear care and refinement, this is a keeper for a summer barbecue. Enjoy it with fireworks and reflective patriotism.