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Robot, Don’t Do Magic!

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Stats:

Type: Hazy IPA

Brewery: Medusa Brewing Co.

Origin: Framingham, MA

ABV: 7.0%

Hops: Talus, Citra, Rakau

Date Sipped: August 27, 2026

Taste:

Raspberry iced tea, Lemon, Lipton tea

Color:

Darkish brown, muddy, Iced tea/Arnold Palmer, Orange tint

Feel:

Thin front and back, The flavor remains

Overall:

AGI may be nearer than we think. If my calculations are correct, the bots might already be master brewers with this masterpiece. This is one of the most creative tasting beers I’ve had in a while.

The raspberry flavor almost makes you forget you are drinking a beer, then the hoppy finish keeps you grounded and wanting more. The fruit is inoffensive and well balanced. It sits heavy in the gut, but the taste blinds you to that. (Like when you put on a YouTube soundscape and you know its AI, but hey it lets you and the wife fall asleep, meeting in the middle between TV off and something with plot blaring in the background invading your dreams – this analogy got off the rails quickly).

Sorry, Medusa, but your robot, or the individual named “Robot,” has indeed done magic: turning iced tea to beer. Just, please, please, please, don’t burn it at the stake for this and let it brew more.

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